53 ways to annoy people

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

1.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

2.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.

4.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food.

5.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

7.
Name your cat "Cat."

8.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions.

9.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

10.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

11.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Dettol.

12.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

13.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

14.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

15.
Claim the lift is full when actually you are all alone in it.

16.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

17.
Drum on every available surface.

18.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.

19.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

20.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

21.
Set alarms for random times.

22.
Honk and wave to everyone you pass through along the way.

23.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

24.
Make a call to random number, claim you are calling from a police station and once you get the response to it, hang up.

25.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

26.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

27.
Don't use any punctuation in your sentences

28.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

29.
Pay for RM10 dinner with coins.

30.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

31.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

32.
Light road flares on a birthday cake.

33.
Leave tips in other countries currency.

34.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

35.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

36.
Pretend your computer's mouse is a walkie talkie, and talk to it.

37.
Drive to your neighbour next door.

38.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

39.
Ask people what gender they are.

40.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

41.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

42.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

43.
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

44.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

45.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

46.
Wear a LOT of cologne.

47.
Mow your lawn with scissors.

48.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

49.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

50.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

51.
Make appointments for the 31st of February.

52.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

53.
Take the lift from level 1 to level 2 and insist everyone to make room when you're getting down.
does any of these can really annoys you??



12 heart throbbing words:

ilyana said...

that was really annoying k..tp the most annoy me adalah yg set alarm at random time tuh..pastu yg tukang set tu bleh wat bodoh jer or tido nyenyak jer when the alarm stat ringing...hampeh

nway..nice entry

.:|kamaryeah|:. said...

@ilyana
true2~
mmg klo da jenis tdo mati set byk2 pon xsedar jgk~
org sebelah yg bgn...
btw thankz~

PUPUT said...

wahhhh...mmg bikin org bengang ni..hehe..wat appoinment 31 hb 2..ekeke...org tu mmg xbetul ni..^_^

.:|kamaryeah|:. said...

@PUPUT
kan??kan??
tue la ade wayar putus kot~

Hamzah Ian said...

kalau sepak kat muka???

tiafazunia said...

this really make me laugh!
hahaha! :)

.:|kamaryeah|:. said...

@tiafazunia
glad you like it~
thankz for viewing btw~

.:|kamaryeah|:. said...

@Hamzah Ian
tue namenye bikin panas hati~
bukan annoy lagi~
grrrr....

ketingting said...

hehehe ~ annoy? watehek!

.:|kamaryeah|:. said...

@ketingting
thanx or viewing~

Azli Razali said...

jom kmomen

✖sLap mE pLz!™✖ said...

eden nk tuleh kt shout mix xleh..
tepi sgt,, cane nk kuarkn dy??

 

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